ZENAIDA PANTI SADSAD

a.k.a DORA THE DESTROYER. Dora the destroyer came from the big shits created by the Arroyo regime. She is believed to be the clone of Gloria but there are many differences between the two. Anyway, currently she is the head of state of a recently established country named Zenaida Sadsad Science High School which used to be the Quezon City Science High School. Today the ZSSHS is a 2% democratic, 20% fascist, 40% dictatorial, 8% student friendly and 30% Satanist school. More recently the ZSSHS is becoming a haven of terrorist ideals.

Early life

Dora used to be a teacher of QCSHS and then left. After a bad experience with some of her students she left. Then some years after, she returned. Before she left, she vowed that she will execute all those who insulted her height and compared it to the then presidential daughter gloria. She tried to use every supplement available during her time just to increase her height; unfortunately there aren't any height enhancers during her time. "I will grow higher, you will see!" used to be her motto. She didn't acquired height but acquired power. In every step of the way, she stepped on the dignity of all of those who stood against her.

Presidency of ZSSHS

Almost a year ago, Dora became the principal of QCSHS (Which used to be the name of ZSSHS). She is still the principal, but with the opening of SY 2008-2009 she changed QCSHS to ZSSHS and declared herself ''dictator pro vita'' Dictator for life. The electives became forced subjects. "Elective" was given depending on the section. If you belong to the top section then you are given a probably good elective, otherwise you will be given a hellish elective. After that she started to kick the sorry asses of the clubs goodbye. Next on her kick list is the varsity trainings. She kicked their asses for them to have their trainings only on Saturdays.

Aside from that she also loves to put shit on the face of teachers in front of students. Her favorite time for doing so is during the flag ceremony every monday. Among those people who were subjected to the "shit on face ordeal" was Mr. Hope Toledo. Recently Dora questioned the HONORABLE Toledo about the training that happened one saturday. The HONORABLE Toledo, with full power slammed on the face of Dora that he didn't allowed the varsity to train. Dora, the close minded evil filled midget president of ZSSHS didn't gave a damn to the reason of the HONORABLE Toledo. Another victim of her "shit on face ordeal" is Mrs. Leticia Lomibao one of the respected teachers in QCSHS. Dora simply said to her, “Mrs. Lomibao, I want the damn flag ceremony arranged! I want the prayer to be long! I want the students to keep their mouth shut during the ceremony! I want the ceremony clean!”

Famous Lines:

• “Ako ang principal, at masusunod ang lahat ng gusto ko!” she said that before she changed QCSHS into ZSSHS. Also it was her version of her clone’s statement, “Ako ang pangulo at wala nang iba.”
• “I have the power to suspend you!” She said that to intimidate the students who are against her.
• “Next time, if this happens again, you will no longer be allowed to train.” She said that during the flag ceremony after the Saturday.
• “There will be no activities after five o’clock everyday!” She said during one of the flag ceremonies.

Gagong Tradition (New Tradition)

Based from reports coming from several insiders Fuhrer Dora has instructed her servants to impose several Gagong Traditions (New Traditions) to her school.

The Gagong Traditions (New Traditions) are as follows:

• During the periodic exam, students will place their answer in an answer sheet, which is one whole sheet of paper. Also the students will have “different set” of exams. In laymans’ term it simply means, half of the class will answer Filipino while the other half will answer Math, after an hour they will exchange test papers. Also it is easier to “compare” answers with other students.
• Extra curricular activities will cease to exist in ZSSHS. There are no clear reasons why Dora will put those in a dumpsite.
• Foundation Activities will become a total shit. Rumors are, Dora will replace the booths with concerts only that she will be the only singer. The songs to be sung are stolen from Dora the Explorer and Blue’s Clues which includes, “We did it”, “Where are we going?”, “We just got a letter” and “We’ve just figured out Blue’s Clues” But Dora still got some nerves on her so the titles where changed to, “I did it!”, “Where are they going?”, “I just got hammered” and “I’ve just figured out what I want” There is also another song entitled, “Ako’y Sadista” (I am a follower of Sadsad) taken from “Ako’y Pilipino”.
• Alumni are also restricted from entering her domain. Dora’s reason is that the alumni are teaching students The Book of Amun Re (The Golden Book of Life) and it contradicts her teachings based on The Book of Anubis (The Black Book of the Dead).

Future of ZSSHS and Dora

Many experts like Madame Auring predicted that the students will soon revolt and that the entrails of Dora will be given to the National Historical Institute for preservation. Her body will be donated to the lion/s of Manila Zoo. Her hair will be given to Eddie Gil. Her properties will be donated to the poor people of the Philippines. However there is one disturbing prediction, according to the prediction by an unnamed expert, he predicted that people will worship her as a saint only that these worshippers will be coming forth on the face of the Earth after the Second Coming and will call themselves the sons and daughters of Sadsad and thus will be known as Sadists.

Experts foresee that ZSSHS will be restored to QCSHS because of a violent uprising by students. It is unknown how long before ZSSHS is restored to QCSHS.

by: http://scientiaetvirtus.multiply.com/